Who’s dat gal

Wat wud u call a gal who pushes her father toooo much..

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very simple,, Push-Pa

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Wat wud u call a gal who has the habit of locking her father in a seal-tight room…

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dat was not dat difficult Shilpa(Seal-Pa)

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Wat wud u call a gal living in the sea floor…

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cummon make sum guesses,,, u apparently lookd intelligent

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Ok ok!!! her name wud be Sheetal  {Sea-Tal(floor)}

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How wud u convert a nepali(no offence meant) into a gal….

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i kno dat shud b tough,, but pour in ur thoughts

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cummon

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ok !!! here’s the way,,

u call him to as “AAAA kanchha“,  he’ll get converted to sum gal named Akansha

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Wat wud be the name of a gal who looks like a hirani(doe) and has a hands on experience of 10 yrs in IT field.

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this is v v v easy…

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.all techies kno the answer

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such a waste….

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ok we’ll call her “Win-Doe’s XP“

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Elephantiasis

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Once there was an elephant he wanted to become hippopotamus

So he stopped telling lies

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bcos HIPS dont lie 

 

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How wud u kill a blue elephant….?
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with a blue bandook…….
now, how wud u kill a Red elephant??..
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First u will give him poison….n then he will
become blue…..then u will
kill him with the blue bandook…..
Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes
red…then u will give him
posion ….so that he’ll now be blue….n now u will
killl him with the blue bandook….
Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)….
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n
turns yellow….n then
make him angry so that he turns red….n again yes u
guessed it
right….poison him….he turns blue…n then shoot
him with the blue bandook…….
Now…..How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think……
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Gone mad kya…..purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya

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Wat did chinti(ant) say to his BF, Elephant, dat he died of shock:::

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Main tumharey bachchey ki maa banney wali hoon…  

 

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Four elephants were sitting on a tree.

The first one fall down, why????

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 A: Because he lost his balance

 

 ok,, Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

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A: It was glued to the first one.

 

so, Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

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A: bcos second one caught him before falling

  Then the fourth one also fall down, why so

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A: He thought it was a game.

 

Q: And why did the tree fall down?

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 A: It thought it was also an elephant ))))

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